Wнeɴ Neтғlιх & Cнιll Goeѕ Wroɴɢ!! Feb 25th 2017, 21:55, by noreply@blogger.com (CalliBugg) So What Had Happen Was....... My Sister Cici Sneaked Into The Trailer Late This Morning From Her Date With The New Boy Billy Bob In The Next Trailer Court. They Was Going To Watch Netflix & Chill Since Billy Bob's Parent's Stole That New Foil Attena For The Picture Tube ... But Something Else must've Happened Because Sissy Came in Screaming" Get Out Of My Way Twerp I Gotta Barf!!!" ..My Guess Is Billy Bob Didn't Clean That Possum Good Enough I Saw him Scraping off The Highway Yesterday. But Then I Heard Sissy Scream Like a Wild Banshee. I Ran Off in The Crapper Room To See What The Heck That Girl Was a Yellin For ..She Was Holding Her Head and This Tiny Little Stick With Pink Lines On It . Then She Turned This Weird Shade of White And Said ..."I'M PREGNANT MOM IS GOING TO MURDER ME. Then She Started Puking Like The Corner Drunk And I Pushed her head In The Toilet & Said " Thats What Yew Get Ya bIG dUM gOOBER" She Said " I Should've Used That Walmart Bag For Protection". Then She Started To Run Into The Front Room And I Ran After Her Cracking Up Laughing .. And You know Sissy Just Dropped Face First On The Trailer Floor. I Was Pretty Sure She Was dead So I Kicked Her a Few Times But She Didn't Move...I Thought " Welp If She Dead Least She Wont Have To Tell Mom" I Couldn't Help It ..I Just Kept on Laughing ..But Then Guess What ?? Sisssy Wasn't Dead Afterall ..She Just Passed Out . Then I Got This Brilliant Idea Acuz I Go To Skool Ya Know And Momma & Daddy Said I Got All The Smarts In The Family , Anyways I Was Thinkin I Could Use Some Money To Buy Daddy That New Glass Holder For His One Wiggley Tooth .. And So I Told Sister I Was Gonna Tella Momma On Her Fer Being Knocked Up And Momma Was Gonna Take a Switch To Her Back Side If She Didn't Give Me All Her Money. So Sissy Ran Back into The Trailer & Got Her Sekret Money Box That She Hides Under The Lawn Chair Sofa And She Came Back Outside And Said Here Ya Demon Spawn " Take All My Money Just Don't Tell Momma & Daddy. So I Said " Make iT Rain On Me Heffa As I Grabbed all The Cash With Both Hands. And Then Sissy Ran over to The Burning Trash Box & Dropped This Box in it And She Stomped Her Foot On Daddy's Beer Box & Said " I'm Throwing These Out Gracie Lou In Trailer Court 4 Got These From That Dime Store And These Birth Control Pills Aint Worth a Damn Then I Took Off Running With My Loot But She Don't Know I'm Still Gonna Tell Momma " Yellls MOMMMMMAA YER GUNNA BE A GRANNY!!!
Click Open Photos To See Them Larger .. What I'm Wearing ............ Head { Toddleedoo , Alice bento }ToddleedooShape { Custom not for sale }Skin { tsg , Koko X Tone }The Sugar gardenHair { Lamb, Loomer Blondes }LambShirt {Foreign, Crop Top 6 }ForeignPants { Foreign , 1998 Rolled jeans }ForeignSweater { Sassy , Plaid Waist Wrap }SassyHeadgear { Rc Cluster, Orthofix Blue }Rc ClusterTeeth { Rc Cluster, Yellow Wonkey Teeth }Rc Cluster What Sissy Is Wearing ..... Head - { Catwa, Catya bento head }CatwaShape { Custom Not for sale }Skin { Custom Not for sale }Top { Vinyl, Sophia top Last Round of uber }VinylShorts { Vincue & Hawie , Shorts kustom 9}Vincue & HawieCap { Beusy , Breaking hearts kitty cap rare @ kustom9}BeusyGlasses { Cargo, Beatdown Hipster glasses }CargoBirth Control { Rc cluster , Birth control }Rc ClusterSpecial Thanks ,Rc Cluster & Billy Bob Rc Cluster mainstore Location Rc Cluster
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